I'm just this... Thing... That like... Breathes and shit.
R these even real people ??
i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
Right now. Right this moment. Even casually. I want to see how many people will be here for the upd8.
Hell, even if you just plan on reading it.
i think “a million people screaming in unison” is an accurate depiction of this afternoon
MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE
MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY
Tell them they both need to lighten up
I’m so glad this infographic exists.
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
So Homestuck updated.
72 Degrees in the shade.
The Animated Self Portrait
Punk’s not dead, just sleeping
Sleeping punks is the only photoset theme more precious than sleeping animals.
Hey guys so you know whos an awesome youtuber who ISNT problematic?
hes so greatlook at him
hes hugging these little stuffed animals
hes great and funny and doesnt make offensive jokes
long story short i love markiplier
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