I'm just this... Thing... That like... Breathes and shit.

19th October 2014

Photo reblogged from I apologize. with 128,521 notes

missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

Source: gif-guy

19th October 2014

Post reblogged from boy i die!! with 29,161 notes

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

Source: darlingwalker

17th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from V with 274,207 notes

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

Source: scottyspookmeup

17th October 2014

Post reblogged from This is a waste of everyone's time with 6,419 notes

reblog if you are currently in the Homestuck fandom right now.

cuttlekind:

Right now. Right this moment. Even casually. I want to see how many people will be here for the upd8. 

Hell, even if you just plan on reading it. 

Source: cuttlekind

17th October 2014

Post reblogged from This is a waste of everyone's time with 2,230 notes

meatkind:

i think “a million people screaming in unison” is an accurate depiction of this afternoon

Source: jchn

17th October 2014

Photo reblogged from under the sea with mister b with 27,207 notes

hoodpharmacist:

OSMOSIS JONES

hoodpharmacist:

OSMOSIS JONES

Source: hoodpharmacist

17th October 2014

Post reblogged from 🌸🌸🌸 with 370,897 notes

captainarlert:

anderson-hummel:

anderson-hummel:

MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE

MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH A LIGHT BULB TOO AND MY BROTHER SHOUTS “I ALREADY DID THAT JOKE” AND NOW MY DAD IS ANGRY AT MY BROTHER WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY

Tell them they both need to lighten up

Source: clarasoswalds

17th October 2014

Post reblogged from actual strawberry with 41,259 notes

auntiewitch:

missymagius:

relationship goals

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more like

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Source: missymagius

17th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Broken Bones Bingo with 54,485 notes

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

Source: literallyleslieknope

17th October 2014

Post reblogged from Kankri Vantas with 133,819 notes

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

image

Source: z-co

17th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Kankri Vantas with 51,070 notes

redturk:

teamcoco:

Texas Doctors Respond To Ebola

confirmed

Source: teamcoco

17th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from im so far from where ive been with 7,113 notes

knightofiris:

So Homestuck updated.

Source: knightofiris

17th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Some days, I call my arms wings with 135,413 notes

tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.
The Animated Self Portrait 
T.S Abe

tsabe:

72 Degrees in the shade.

The Animated Self Portrait 

T.S Abe

Source: tsabe.co.uk

17th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Cauldrons and Skeletons with 109,966 notes

excessunrated:

psychara:

shadowassemblage:

Punk’s not dead, just sleeping

AWWAWWEEEE

Sleeping punks is the only photoset theme more precious than sleeping animals.

Source: shadowassemblage

17th October 2014

Post reblogged from The Abyss with 13,350 notes

warpainted-phoenix:

Hey guys so you know whos an awesome youtuber who ISNT problematic?

its markiplierimage

hes so greatimagelook at him

imageLOOKimage

hes hugging these little stuffed animals

hes great and funny and doesnt make offensive jokes

long story short i love markiplier

Source: warpainted-phoenix