I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.
Ok, can we just take a minute to appreciate how much work went into this? Keeping the puppy there, writing “Your dog really loses scrabble bad” all connected to each other, writing “growl” “woof” “snarl” all together, and writing “Im dashing” on his chip-holder-thing.
This dude put thought into his snark.
I never noticed that.
how’d you liike two have 2ome of the2e on you? ii can certaiinly leave a mark.
Shhh human this helps me so I helps you
The noise I made when I saw this drew all the attention from the hotel lobby.
a while ago i saw a headcanon that sollux has a form of colour blindness that only really allows him to see red and blue which is partially why the hemospectrum makes no fucking sense to him etc
so i looked up forms of colour blindness and
tritanopia (blue-yellow colourblindness)
i can get behind this headcanon
that would also explain why he thinks Eridan’s so ugly i mean look at the violet part it’s like a pukey brown color
THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE
omg i was going to reblog this anyway and then motherfucking kanye appears
Kanye makes this whole thing perfect
talking to other queer ppl like
I see that you are pansexual
Here is your invisibility cloak
We meet with the Asexuals once a month to have a pizza party but be sure to remember your cloak for the invisible conga
We conga around allies and trip them over every time they say we don’t exist
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Went to work today dressed as Dad. To my surprise, I had a student actually recognize the cosplay.
this is what i crave when i am in a fandom
working folk, adults (like myself) still dressing up and having fun
as a fellow big kid, i salute you sir
a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in
i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground
I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE
ohh my god
I CHOKED ON MY DRINK
I want that snake
the “good job” sounds so scared and weak like is that snake gonna eat you or something
I never usually laugh at these, but I literally just lost it
Tears are streaming down my face oh my god
"I am getting fisted right now" omfg
I’m not sorry
You shouldn’t be
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